The Anti-Stupid Front

dedicated to the pursuit of inner peace through intellectual violence

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

Why don't you wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

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I am not a fan of Christmas and this fact seems to bug people to no end. I'm not entirely sure why that is as my dislike of Christmas ha...
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Friday, November 24, 2017

In the end, we all die. Unless you change.

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Four months since I almost died for nothing and I haven’t had a drink. Things are exactly where they need to be at this point. It kind of ...
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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

When Griff and I were little, we went to school in the same sea. And the master was an old turtle; we used to call him "tortoise."

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I often look at the turtle and realize that he and the dog are remnants of my past life and I love them so much more for that fact. Of all t...
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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

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I have not published in several years. I have been busy with The Fam. I am moved to publish because tonight I very much wanted to beat a c...
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Saturday, July 13, 2013

I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.

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I  received a backhanded compliment at work this week,went to two funerals, and came home to find that the prick who murdered a black teenag...
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Monday, April 1, 2013

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

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Work. Lots of work. Pain. Lots of pain. The two seem to go together more and more often with every passing year. It's been fifteen yea...
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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.

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It's 5:30 in the morning and I'm coming apart at the seams. This is not a good thing. I'm in Spain for work but it feels li...
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