It just occurred to me... I've traveled halfway around the world, at great expense, simply to kill a different kind of bird.

I think I would like to start another blog. This one is dedicated to the pursuit, identification, cataloging, and eventual eradication of stupid within the Hollywood madhouse that I currently call home. As I haven't been working of late I do believe that this inaugural post shall come to a premature and rather mundane ending.

Nah, just kidding around! I'm too much of a long winded ego-maniac to not write at least a couple of useless and ultimately nonsensical paragraphs. Bring on the run-on sentences and dangling participles! What did I just write? No idea.

For anyone who doesn't know a few words about me: total asshole. I'm a 1st AC here in Hollwood and I work on a lot of commercials for things you don't need and music videos for people you've never heard of and who have little to no talent whatsoever. Not saying I do either, but at least I have the common decency to just roll around in the muck with the rest of the morons as opposed to going out and trying to get famous. Why would you want to be famous? Everyone just looks through your trash and fucks with you constantly and makes fun of you for being the same dumb-ass loser-type as they are. Your commonalities are what make them hate you and long for your failure. Better to be the behind the scenes type, the ninja 1st AC making peanuts while watching the monkeys throw shit at each other.

Uh, yeah, what-the-fuck-ever. Anyway, I'm going to rant and rave and vent and generally catalog all the various silly things I see here in Hollywood. If you're interested cool, if not, that's OK with me as I'm just doing this to keep from bashing some idiot kid director in the noggin. As always, photos whenever possible but please, no names.