Ah, fuck me. I get too worked up when I deal with these cock suckers. I need to remember I'm a semi-well compensated tool-belt monkey laboring away in the salt mines of mediocrity. It's all good! No new taxes and what not, we're still number one, right? Whatever. I'm still going to go to work, I'm still going to pass "Go," and I'm still going to collect my two hundred dollars before I go to jail. Monopoly. Is any one else a little uncomfortable that that game was/is so popular in a country ostensibly founded on destroying monopolies? Maybe it's just me since I'm routinely called an asshole.
Peace out, bitches!