Ha ha! I'm in Big Bear and I'm the big asshole! Ha ha! Tis always that one drink too many and the tongue begins to yammer whilst the brain lags behind and then lo and behold, you're a dick and no one likes you!
It would hurt had I not been here oh so many damn times but what can I say? I warn 'em every time but they all think I'm some sort of nice person. But I'm not. I'm an asshole. I knows it. You should knows it. Everyone that's known me for a while knows it so...
I digress. I made a funny. It flopped. I apologized but not enough even though no one had the nuts to tell me so. What am I to do? Epic fail as always I guess. Tis a wrap for me, I'm done. No more from upon these cruel lips shall pass. I is mute for the trip.
I shall see my people once again come Friday and mayhaps I'll speak again but I think not. I. Am. Not. Acceptable.
Fuck yous.
No, really, I'm done and it's fine. I am not ready for prime time. I will retire myself and you can all get on with it in proper fashion and I'll come back from Sweden one day and we'll all see if I've matured enough to welcomed into proper society. Till then, have fun. I'll think of you all often. Adieu.
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4 comments:
and you laugh at me for my over reactions? call home, dude.
I agree with mom, the drama is fantastic though.
Knucklehead. Call me.
Pops
I'm good. I had an annoying night with lightweight drinkers at altitude. Once everyone sobered up it was fine. Call you guys when I have cell service. Go AT&T!
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