The time has come to re-evaluate our relationship, Max.

I fucking hate AT&T and all things corporate related: dehumanized and dehumanizing, automated and ridiculous, unhelpful unless it comes to separating you from your money. In short: I closed my account with the assurance that my beloved email address (nah, it's just an address but still!) would remain unchanged. This was a boldfaced lie. I now have to change my email address and then let everyone I know that I've changed the address. This includes Blogger, Facebook, BofA, every magazine I deal with online, several vendors, all of my credit cards, blah, blah, blah. This is so time-consuming and annoying and petty. Had they just told me it would have been a lot easier, I could have said no, I'll keep things the same or at least I wouldn't have been expecting things to be easy. The other thing is, no one at AT&T "customer service" seemed to know why, exactly, I couldn't just keep the address the same. Whatever. Fuck AT&T and AIG and any other corporate entity with an A in their name. Especially those cunts over at BofA! Fuck those guys! And Citibank! Especially those cunts! I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore?

Peace out, bitches!