You're the guy from the hamburger train, right? Yeah, the ham-bur-

I went out last night with my friend Pete the Korean bear and goddammit I want my brain cells back! Par for the course, we drank a little more than we should have and talked about a bunch of serious and stupid shit and had fun. We started at a bar within walking distance of our friend's house but left because this really ridiculously dressed asshole decided he needed more room at the bar. He kept slowly backing into the Korean bear who, thankfully, has turned a new leaf and is a bear of peace. Me, I was down for at least some lemon wedges to the back of the guy's skull but hey, what the fuck do I know? We took off and ended up at the Lodge for Rock and Roll Bingo and ran into the usual cast of ne'er-do-wells and what what and managed to have a really silly time. The only drawback is that we stayed up talking until around 3am and then I had to drive across town and finally, finally I got to sleep. Needless to say today was a total bust- absolute waste of a day but I did manage to clean more of the house up. Ah, the bear is a handful but such a good guy that you just can't say no. That said, I'm going on the wagon and losing weight and joining up with a gym nearby. Time to get back on track, people!

So I found this and thought it was pretty ridiculous:

Peace out, bitches!